Character Descriptions
Mrs. B & Wiggles
Mrs B has been developing over the last several years. She originally was an alter ego named Dolores Penderghast, from Wisconsin. Dolores was a midwestern housewife with several sons named Jean: Jean Paul, Jean Franc, Jean Michelle, Jean Claude (for Christo), Jean Luc, Jean Juan and Jean Jean. She never had any daughters.
Dolores was originally married to an unnamed man that held a middle-management position (slightly bent over) for a large, overrun corporate giant. He was a slave to the dollar, which never seemed to come plentiful enough to feed his seven growing boys.
Mrs B is referenced off of Dolores, but isn't quite Dolores. She, by contrast, is a little bit more of a "nervous bird" or "crabby appleton" than Dolores would be. Where Dolores was "kept," Mrs B is independent. Where Dolores was lonely, Mrs B carries good company. Dolores had children, Mrs B has Mr Wiggles.
Mrs B goes by several names, as "pet names" are generally very well received in B-Ville. In fact, the number of names one has in B-Ville determines a higher social position. Mrs B is also known as B, Dolly B & Penny.
Mr Wiggles prefers to be addressed by strangers as "Mr. Taylor."
Mrs B is married to Mr. B (see below), who by contrast to Husband is a sort of jolly-good perkenstein. Husband wasn't cranky, he just wasn't friendly. Mr. B is kind-hearted and generous, however slightly oblivious to his immediate surroundings.
Mr. B
Mr B & Mrs B live in B-Ville with their kitty, "Mr. Wiggles." Mister Wiggles has one-hundred thousand lives and he's *magic.* Late at night, or when nobody is looking, Mister Wiggles fights injustice. A little bit Mexican Pro-Wrestler and a smidge cowboy, Mr. Wiggles will kick ass when necessary. Mr. Wiggles has seen every Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee and David Carradine flick ever made. He doesn't need claws. He doesn't need teeth. He doesn't even need fair eyesight. He only needs focus.
Mr & Mrs B live in a small one-bedroom apartment near Lake B-Ville. They don't have a view, but they don't really care. They like the smell of the lake on humid days.
B-Ville is a relatively small town with far less than 30,000 people. Somehow, the charming downtown is hip and modern in an industrial, working-class sort of way. Like everything in B-Ville, there are few hard edges in the landscape. Hard edges are considered "distasteful" in B-Ville. Because of its roundness, the city has a certain grace to it. Even the seedy spots are cool in B-Ville.
Bearba
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